Samurai Storybook.
The boat oar thing.
I enjoy strategy very much and as anyone who tells a single person in your actual life that you like a subject very much knows, you will never receive an object not related to that subject again. One of my favorites of these objects that I’ve received in three different printed editions is The Book of Five Rings.
There are many versions and many different narratives about the following story. I have chosen two variations to share with you today.
One of my favorite accounts of the author and famous sword duelist, Miyamoto Musashi, has crept into popular culture for decades, media such as video games and martial arts movies and cartoons have featured the iconic imagery whether the media publishing it is historical or fantastic entertainment. The imagery of dueling with a boat oar has its basis in the stories and legends about Miyamoto, who is told to be undefeated with 66 wins and starting from time he was 13. And possibly Japan’s most well-known story like it.
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You win in battles with the timing in the Void born of the timing of cunning by knowing the enemies' timing, and this using a timing which the enemy does not expect.
-Miyamoto Musashi
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The following is two descriptions of a famous duel. In at least two versions I have seen Miyamoto Musashi has been drinking the night before. He is part-way across a lake when he notices he has only his sidearm blade or wakizashi.
The boatman asks if he would like to return for his primary weapon.
Instead, he asks the boatman for one of his oars and proceeds to carve the oar into a makeshift sword with his wakizashi.
I’ve usually read or heard this part that happens next less in terms of movement-for-movement detail as if there were replay and a jumbotron and cannot comment on sourcing or citation or historically accuracy of their fighting style and combo breakers or their level of humility and discipline. (Separate accounts I’ve seen that yet say Miyamoto Musashi himself mentions a deflection technique caused the opponent to cut his own artery in his thigh.)
NO worries…It’s just a damn good story I want to share about the reigning champion of live sword duelists of his era.
The first of these two descriptions I’ve chosen to share below is from AWMA as posted by their blog:
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“The two swordsmen stand on the sand. There’s one question in his mind: How to enter? That’s what matters most.
He has maneuvered towards the edge of the beach with the sun going down behind him.
You could say he had planned it this way. Hadn’t really thought about it that much but keeping his opponent waiting had been a great idea. Now, as he moves in front of the man, he can see his own long shadow reaching towards his opponent across the sand, the man’s eyes squinting against the sun.
There are no thoughts. Well, there are, but he lets them ebb away by concentrating on the man’s eyes. The eyes are everything. If the attack comes, when it comes, he’ll know by looking at his eyes. The body lies, but the eyes can’t.
He thinks about faking low, waiting for the counter blow, and then striking over the top. It’s a good idea. But as soon as the thought enters his brain he knows he’s thinking too much. The road to hell is paved with “good ideas.” It’s better not to think. Except, that’s almost impossible.
He’s holding one of the oars from the boat he used to paddle in, a crazy, arrogant gesture in his part. His opponent is wielding a 90 centimeter nodashi (extra long sword) of the sharpest steel on earth. It’s like swinging a long razor blade with enough weight behind it to slice through bone like celery. But lately he’s been fighting using wooden swords. There’s something about the challenge that makes him feel alive. There’s something about the danger.
And just then, as he’s thinking, the man strikes. They both move diagonally. It happens in an instant. He blocks, strikes, blocks again. His heart jumps, and for a second he can only think of the surprise, of the move that came out of nowhere.
Both swordsmen pull back and right away he can feel the warm trickle of blood going down his forehead. Just a scratch, but his first wound in years. His opponent winces and nurses his own wounds.
Their eyes meet again in the madness of dusk’s light. His opponent steps back stunned. And then he realizes…well maybe he doesn’t realize anything, but somewhere in him the thought registers, the wheels click home: “His opponent hasn’t been hit in a while either.”
And that’s it. That’s all it takes. His opponent moves defensively, sensing the attack. He’s good, but not good enough. Musashi’s already penetrated with his intention. He’s committed. He’s found a way to enter.
The oar hits the man at the crown of the forehead. Even though he doesn’t feel the impact that much, the hit causes an immediate cerebral hemorrhage.
The man is dead before he hits the sand.
Musashi stands speechless for a second marveling at the fact he is not cut. His opponent’s sword had come so close. It had only really been luck. And yet, that’s what gave him victory, getting so close to death, smelling it.
He turns towards the sea and the dying sun, calm, coming to terms with life, for yet another day.
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That’s a description of the famous duel between Musashi Miyamoto and renowned swordsman Sasaki Kojiro, in the remote islet of Ganryu in the Kammon Straits.
It’s Japan’s most infamous swordfight with accounts varying in many ways. Some say Miyamoto arrived three hours late to unnerve his opponent. Others say he did it so he could have the advantage of the tide in order to flee from Kojiro’s followers. Yet a third account claims Miyamoto wanted the sun at his back in order to give him the advantage.” -MUSASHI MIYAMOTO – HIS LAST FIGHT TO THE DEATH | AWMA Blog
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This second account I noticed while trying to find places to share this from, which is more traditionally told, and I recommend you continue reading. can be found here at: War History Online.
as is told below by Jack Beckett:
“Miyamoto Musashi was three hours late. This was his way. On the beach the tension in the air was palpable. Sasaki Kojiro paced up and down on the fine sand with his hands behind his back. His wrath was rising with the sun, and with every passing minute he felt the insult to his honour growing. The date was the 13th of April, 1612.
Kojiro was considered one of the greatest Samurai in Japan. He was famous throughout the land for his speed and precision, which was made even more remarkable by his preferred weapon. He wielded a huge no-dachi blade, a curved Japanese sword in the classic style, but with a blade over a meter in length. The size and weight of the no-dachi made it a brutal, unsubtle weapon, but Kojiro had perfected its use to a degree unheard of in all Japan.
As his skill had grown, he had won many duels, and by the time he waited on the beach at Ganryu Island he had secured a comfortable position as weapons master to the Daimyo of the Hosokawa clan. His fame had grown with his skill, and eventually, he came to the attention of Miyamoto Musashi.
Musashi was a Ronin, a masterless Samurai. He had killed his first opponent in single combat at the age of thirteen and had gone on to win duel after duel as he travelled Japan and honed his skills. In Japan at the time, it was not unusual to challenge others to duel, even to the death, for no other reason that to display one’s mastery. Musashi was no exception. His talent was so great that, by the age of thirty, he had sheathed his two katana, and made a point of duelling only with bokken – wooden practice swords – no matter what weapon his enemy chose to use.
Kojiro’s retinue consisted of body servants, friends, students, cooks, and a clutch of officials who had come to witness the event and report back to the daimyo. They had arrived by boat in the early morning, and the servants had raised a shade for the officials further up the beach. A small fire had been started, food and tea prepared, and all made ready for the great Samurai to meet his opponent. The duel had been arranged through an intermediary at Miyamoto’s request, and the date and time set by him.
Kojiro had arrived three hours early, and as dawn slowly broke and his servants busied themselves with setting up camp, he had sat in profound meditation some way away, mentally preparing himself for combat. He rose some time before his opponent was due to arrive and took a little tea, making polite conversation with the officials, and joking with his friends. His composure was sublime, and his retinue, students and hangers on had no doubt that he would make short work of his challenger.
Three hours later, however, the morning was wearing on into the afternoon, and Kojiro was no longer composed. He paced, he grumbled, he swore and snapped at his servants, and it was clear to those who watched him that his rage at his challenger’s insulting behaviour was building to a dangerous degree. In an attempt to placate him, one of the officials had suggested that Musashi would not arrive, and had fled the duel in terror at the prospect of facing the great Kojiro, but Kojiro did not accept this. He knew Musashi’s reputation as a swordsman. This behaviour could only be intended to insult.
In fact, Miyamoto was not far away. He sat cross-legged in a little fishing boat that bobbed gently on the tide in a small inlet to the south of the beach where the enraged Kojiro paced. The bottom of the boat was piled with curled wood shavings, as the sword master unhurriedly worked at a long piece of wood with his knife. Also occupying the boat was its owner, an elderly, wrinkled, sun-browned fisherman, who had been paid handsomely to put himself, his boat and his spare oar at Musashi’s service for the day.
This spare oar was now sitting on Musashi’s lap, and with his sharp knife, the Samurai had carefully spent the morning bringing a new shape out of it. It was long and had become gracefully curved and perfectly balanced: a bokken of the finest workmanship. Musashi watched the sun as he worked.
He was a strange looking person. He wore no finery, just a simple robe and sword belt. His feet were bare, and his eyes had a protruding, staring quality that was unnerving. His hair was tied into a simple, functional bun at the top of his head. There were several days growth of beard on his pale and bony face, and his skin was covered with many small, livid scars.
It was clear on close inspection that he had not washed for some time, and his plain robe bore many stains and discoloured patches. Altogether he cut a most disreputable figure, very different from the ostentatious displays of wealth and arms favoured by many Samurai of the time. The only part of his attire that seemed well cared for was the paired katana at his belt. The polished dark wood of their sheaths gleamed in the morning sun.
With a quiet word, Musashi asked the fisherman to take them round to the beach where Kojiro waited. The fisherman obeyed, and together they rowed out to sea a little, before turning back to approach the beach.
At first, Kojiro did not recognise his opponent. Musashi sat low and forward in the little boat, his weapons hidden, seeming deep in thought.
“It’s him!” cried one of the servants, who had run down to the water line. “Musashi comes to the duel!”
The blood drained from Kojiro’s face as Musashi slowly stood up in the boat. The insolence, it was unheard of. This was no way for a Samurai to behave! To arrive so late was bad enough, but to arrive like this… Unshaven, filthy, in dishevelled clothing and with no retinue but a beggarly old fisherman; Kojiro felt the insult to his honour most keenly, and the wrath that had been slowly building all morning boiled over. He trembled with rage and held out one hand to the sword bearer who rushed up to present him with his great no-dachi.
The huge sword flashed in the sun as Kojiro charged down the beach toward his opponent. He focussed his anger to a fine point, which ran through his arms and hands and settled at the cruel tip of the blade. In his mind, where a moment ago there had been great anger, now there was silence. But what was this? Musashi leapt into the surf and dashed to the left, but he drew no blade; his only weapon was a wooden bokken, similar in size and reach to Kojiro’s sword. Kojiro faltered for a split second.
What could this mean? The arrogance of the man who would challenge the great Kojiro with a wooden practice sword was incomprehensible. He turned to follow Musashi and dived in with a great sweep of his blade. The insolent man ducked just in time to avoid the blow. The no-dachi swept only centimetres above his head. A little cloud of black hair floated in the still air.
Then Musashi was in underneath his guard. The bokken was rising, but the huge no-dachi was in the hands of a master, and Kojiro did not back away. He brought his sword whistling down upon his opponent… but Musashi was gone. He had stepped step to the right, and his bokken hit flesh. Kojiro’s breath went out of him, and his next blow went wild.
The wooden sword dealt him a stunning blow on the side of the head and in the moment that he staggered, his enemy’s weapon smashed into his left side with incredible force. He felt his ribs crack, followed by a terrible, sharp pain deep inside his chest. He couldn’t breathe, and the world swam before his eyes.
The officials, staff and servants watched in horror as Sasaki Kojiro toppled forward onto the sand. The engagement had been over in seconds, and the victorious Samurai was now bowing low to his downed opponent, then toward them. He watched them for a moment, poised, then began to retreat swiftly toward the boat. There was a ring of steel and a yell as a number of Kojiro’s friends, and students drew their swords and ran down the beach toward Musashi, but he was in the surf, he was in the boat, he was gone. His purpose on Ganryu island was fulfilled, but tears fell from his strange eyes as the old fisherman rowed them away.
Miyamoto Mushashi was victorious, but he had destroyed one of the greatest warriors in the land, and the pointlessness of the act hit him as hard as his own death blow had hit Kojiro. There was nothing gained by his victory, and everything lost. Like Mushashi’s bokken, Kojiro’s skill had been slowly carved out of the raw material of his life. Now he was gone, but his death had served no purpose.
Musashi continued to study and teach the art of swordsmanship throughout his life, but he never again killed an opponent in a duel”
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What’s your excuse?
Shocked to find out you’re one of these kinda guys. So sad. 🤣🤣🤣 But also pretty explanatory as to why you’re an incel.
And again, hire an editor. You aren’t being paid by the word here, Farts.