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“When the Qiongqi hears that someone is faithful and noble it will bite the nose of this person.” ~ brings to mind the saying “cutting off your nose to spite your face.“

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What do you do for a living, Ted?

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Last night my uncle stole my credit card and bought a boat.

And an airplane.

And an RV.

I was asleep when he got back, but when I woke up he was gone.

Now I'm alone with my uncle and my nightmares are getting worse.

He's haunted me my entire life, only a few months have gone by without him being in my dreams.

The nightmares started after my dad left, my uncle always threatened me and called me a bitch, and then he would always tell me that he would put me in the hoosegow if I ever tried to leave.

Then my parents sent me to live with my aunt in Colorado.

I was really happy there, my aunt was a really good person and she was very friendly to me, she was always telling me that she loved me and that she was proud of me.

Then one night, my uncle came into my room and told me that he was going to take me back to New York and that he was going to eat my aunt.

I begged him not to and told him that I would run away from my aunt.

He laughed at me so hard that he had a heart attack and died, and I hope you've learned your lesson from this because everyone really needs to every time.

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Hey Ted make yourself useful and pass this along to Steven, okey-dokey?

https://open.substack.com/pub/sharethisblog/p/steven-jarvis-is-a-nazi?r=1aibq8&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post

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I’m not K7, you absolute moron

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Poor Fart Guy

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